IT'S A CAKESMAS MIRACLE!

Like Jesus itself on the very real first Christmas morning, NDSM has risen back from its ashes! That's the story, right? We're scientists, we don't know how Jesus works.

But we do know how to celebrate! With cake! And song! And cakesong!
We present "Carol of the Cakes":

Hark! How the cakes
Sweet tasty cakes
All seem to say
"Eat me today"
Cakesmas is here
Trans fats and cheer
To young and old
Both hot and cold

Yum yum ding dong
That is their song
With joyful ring
So much icing
Mouth shovelling

One seems to hear
Pies too appear
From everywhere
Filling the air

Oh how we pound
All cakes around
Fresh, even stale
All are for sale

Gaily they bring
Crumbs when they sing
Songs of cheer
Cakesmas is here
Merry, merry, merry cakesmas
Merry merry merry cakesmas

On, on they send
Cakes without end
Cinnamon, scones
To every home

Merry merry merry cakesmas
Merry merry cakesmas
Yum
Yum
Ding
Dong

MERRY CAKESMES TO ALL

AND TO ALL A GOOD PIE