MERRY CAKESMAS!
Christmas is about of a lot of things, most of them not exactly christmasy, and sometimes you have to remind people that Christmas is about one thing: Jesus's birthday. And how do we celebrate birthdays? With cake!
Last night, our traveling scientist celebrated Jesus with some proper American cake. Being so American and all, you'd think Texas, the most American state in America, would have its own version of it. But in a sad twist of fate, the Texans look to the east when ordering this most popular dessert. We can give you:
NEW YORK STYLE CHEESECAKE
Our scientist examined the cheesecake to find the New York bit, but to no avail. Our conclusion: New York Style just means "absolutely fucking massive cheesecake".
DESSERT ACCOMPLISHED!
New York style has vanilla in it, and you should be ashamed of ordering it. More like YANKEE STYLE YANKCAKE
ReplyDeletePlease don't steal "Yankcake." It's the name of my erotic bakery.
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