I could write out a recipe for this, and probably will at some point this week, but fuck me was this tiring. I may write a couple of don'ts for this recipe so you'll have some idea of some of the things that went wrong.
Remember to add the evil almond face.
If you want to achieve that iridescent orange, just remember to pour slightly too much red into the mix then accidentally pour the whole bottle of yellow in afterwards. Goodnight... IF YOU CAN.